hahahaha I loved every word of this article. Me and my wife remodeled our house a few years ago. I learned real quick, just to say either 1) Ok Dear, or 2) Excuse me I will be right back. She is from the Philippines, and knew more architectural singles, granite counter tops, laminate flooring, than I ever knew. I was going for cheeper prices. Her saying was always, "That is 19forgotten", lol.. I gave her the lead on the remodelling, and I have to say, She did a great job... But no, we can't shop together, lol