hahahahaha , You sound like me and my sis. The only two in my family who has not taken a cruise. lol. for a reason.

Every reason I hate crowds, is on that ship... lol. I did take a river cruise in St. Louis once, That was nice, It was in the middle of the summer, the cruise had air conditioning and adult beverages, I slept through most of it. Lucky for me, wifey wire was there, lol. And a couple of river cruises. In Virginia, around the Navy ship yard, they have a cruise there too. I took that one also, it was allowed to steer behind the BAVY ships. I saw my son's ship up close. We looked like an ANT compared to his NAVT ship.

I guess I have taken a few cruises. But not a big cruise to the Bahamas., nope never.