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I Drank A Big Salad, Really?

Wire Editor Newman
6 min readMay 6, 2024

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I don’t mean Using a blender, or stirring Up Some Mixture Either

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I Drank A Big Salad, Really?

I don’t mean Using a blender, Or stirring Up Some Mixture.

Roll the Story Please:

I went to the doctor the other day. And to make a Long story short. She first asked me what type soft drinks, do I prefer? I mentioned, sugar free colas. Wrong answer. She asked if I like coffee. Yes I do, and she kind of shook her head in acceptance of my answer, of me and drinking coffee.

But do you drink coffee with cream, and sugar, or both?

I was ready for her. I don’t drink my coffee with cream or sugar. I only drink black coffee. Then the doctor asked me about a signature. coffee shops in most every city. She skeds me if I drink their coffee. I admitted from time to time, yes, I do drink their coffee. The doctor asked me. Do you drink their coffee with whipped cream? Well, of course I do.

The Doctor Said, ok, enjoy your coffee, just no more whip cream, and make sure you tell them no sugar.

Transparency time. I am not a diabetic, but diabetes does run in my family.

The doctor then offered me a new refreshing fruity drink. Which I should try, and begin drinking immediately.

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Wire Editor Newman
Wire Editor Newman

Written by Wire Editor Newman

Writer of, Humor, Poetry, Life, Love, Fiction, Automobiles and the Blues. / Writing in Medium.com / https://medium.com/refresh-the-soul

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