lol, Great story, I really enjoyed it.

My dinning room table was once used by me and my son. I was helping him make his soap box derby car. Basicially a car carved of a small box of wood, I decided to use the dinning room table for my cutting board, Long story short.... I cut a pretty good size slash into the wooden table... It was fun for me and my son, ... not so much for his Mom, lol