My best friend Rick, left the Marriage Certificate the Preacher has to sign after the wedding, he left this at his house. So in a rain storm he had to drive home to find it. Atleat an hour trip total, plus therain, plushe did not knowwhere it was, it took him forever to get back to the church.

The preacher opened the door and asked me, He is not coming back is he.? Nope ( I was just kidding) the preacher asked if I had the ring? Yes I do.... The Preacher asked, Do you want to marry her.?...

Wait preacher, I think I hear his car now...lol

(This was way before cell-phones)