OMG, you wre killing me through this story.... I laughed all the way through your story. Throwing magazines at the spider, chipping the paint, calling your neighbor over.... This was too funny. Sorry for your discomfort, but thanks for the laughs.

Oh by the way... Spiders JUMP! I will back you up on that one. Like I told you, before I read your article one just jumped at me.

I have a spider story which happened today, oddly enough. I will tag you when I write it.

Great story,

AL.