That is a great poem. I love it.
Your stop at the Coffee Spot, is so funny and familiar, Half of the time, I have no idea what I am buying at the other name brand coffee shop. As you said, many times, I just say: "yes please, anything I don't care." I can't speak their lingo.
My name I call the wifey is: Ate' Latte'.
Ate' is a Filippino name for Ms, a word showing respect, like Ms or Mr in the states.
and Latte, because, well it rhymes with Ate'
Ate" is not pronounced like I ate supper.
Ate as spoken in the Philippines, as rhyming with Latte.
Sorta like a twitle, lol